NRGETIC

a practical guide to becoming a true pun master

animeteen:

  1. accept that no pun is actually Good, but that the true nature of a good pun is to be so terrible that it becomes good.
  2. say every pun that occurs to you. i’m so serious about this, sometimes the most well received puns will be ones you considered not saying.
  3. ALWAYS laugh at your own puns, even if nobody else is. (especially if nobody else is.)
  4. know that you are hilarious. puns are a limitless resource and you have taken it as your duty to bring this gift to humanity. you are a hero.

(Source: kiluas)

worldofthecutestcuties:

Put my son to sleep in his new onesie, woke up to a bear raiding my drawers.

invokes:

Expensive?
Very expensive.

- The fault in prices of clothes

(Source: academy)

trashnojutsu:

i dont trust people who are organised enough to balance a fuck ton of school stuff on top of a normal life because you know who else could do that??? fucking light yagami

(Source: spoopynojutsu)

verylittlebird:


this is the sort of web content i am looking to see every day

I believe that treating other people well is a lost art.

Tim Gunn  (via thatkindofwoman)

(Source: onlinecounsellingcollege)

verylittlebird:


this is the sort of web content i am looking to see every day
shodobear:

stunningpicture:

A grape, wearing a raspberry.

I am froot.